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TAKEN (Rated PG-13 for disturbing thematic material, profanity, sexual content, intense violence)
It's mercifully brief, about 90:00. Liam Neeson portrays a former CIA man, divorced, but steadfastly devoted to his teenage daughter. Against his wishes, she is permitted to fly to Paris with a schoolgirl friend. No sooner do they arrive at their hotel they are kidnapped by Albanians, to be sold into sex trade. Neeson doesn't like that; he's off to Paris, where he puts all his CIA know-how to work to find his daughter. That means maiming, killing, violating nearly all the rules of good conduct, and he does it not quite as deftly as, say, David Craig in "Camino Real," but cleverly and viciously. In a broadly defined plot, with easily recognizable good guy and bad guys, we have Neeson's desperately distraught character as he proves himself a man not to be tinkered with. Bullets fly, buildings blaze, Uzis rip up the scenery, and suspense reigns, while our hero, continuously outnumbered and in totally unfamiliar settings, comes out a winner.
The flick has been produced and co-written by Luc Besson; it is smoothly produced, crammed with action and plenty of shaky camera, zippy editing and nice location shots around familiar Parisian icons - and accompanied by Nathaniel Mechaly's thudding, action-paced music Besson and director Pierre Morel raise a thin, action-prone story to testosterone levels. It goes straight for the jugular.
The flick is sanitized, strictly Hollywood shabby and far from being as realistically sordid as a similar movie, "Hostel," so we're left with action, action, and action to justify its existence. Forget about verity or character depth; leave it to our hero to make this formulaic revenge flick a success on its own level.
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