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THE UNBORN (PG-13 for profanity, some sexual references, intense violence & terror sequences)
Another unscreened, clichéd horror flick that borders on unintentionally laughable goofiness - all aimed at an immature audience ready to jump in their seats when writer/director David Goyer reaches into a well-used bag of horror devices and tosses them out, almost indiscriminately.
We get what amounts to what happens when bizarre experiments on twins are carried out at Auschwitz back in the mid-40s to cause, years later, one adult twin (Odette Yustman), get the feeling she's being threatened by her unborn other half - her other mysteriously dead-but-not-dead twin. There are dreams of demon fetuses, ominous noises behind a mirror, an egg cracked to reveal oversized potato bugs, dogs with upside-down heads - all leading to some insight from a holocaust survivor, and a kind of attempt at a Rabbi's dybbuk-exorcising.
While all this sounds terribly confusing, it actually suffers from attempts to over-explain everything and amounts to ludicrous psycho-bobble. Add that some silly, often hilarious, horror devices and you have a flick that will satisfy only the teen targeted kids (though they, too, emit chuckles at some of the most laughable moments.
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