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HOTEL FOR DOGS (PG for profanity, crude humor)
Yet another flick targeting the dog loving people - not the "Lassie" kind, but those who go weak over home bred critters with wide-eyed, head tilted pleading expressions that bring oohs and aahs from adoring audiences - the way babies once did.
A pair of orphaned siblings (Emma Roberts, Jake T. Austin), citified and street wise, are tired of being shunted from one foster home to another, so they take to the streets with their pooch named Friday (worst line in the film: "When you find him, you can say, "Thank God it's Friday!") to live in an abandoned hotel with what eventually amounts to hundreds of other kids and dogs. With the ingeniousness of their imaginations aided by Screenwriter Jeff Lowell they redesign the place into a dog palace until - well, you know the rest, which includes nasty officials who attempt to destroy the place and leave all the homeless, truly homeless once again. But no fear; based on the kids' novel by Lois Duncan, the ending is a grand crescendo of love, kind-heartedness and corn, proving that it's pragmatically OK to cheat, lie, steal and disrespect the law as long as its for the preservation of street living.
To augment the movie's hundred minutes of mutt love, the credits are smeared with dozens and dozens of photos of real people with real doggie friends and it goes sickeningly on - demographically targeting members o the audience (mostly 12 and under) who ooh and aah right to the final fade-out.
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